Once upon a time there was a sad and lonely washer/dryer which lived in a hallway in an apartment block in abbey road. It was not allowed into the apartment as it required more than the strength of the solitary delivery man to life it over the gap between the stairs and the press thing. One day, two handsome young princes, named JJ and Gregory came to the washer/dryer's aid, lifting it up and over the gap and into the kitchen in the apartment, to shouts of 'We are MEN'. Unfortunatly this was not the end of the woes of the washer/dryer as it was too complicated to hook up and so now it lives in the middle of the very small kitchen floor, taking up quite a bit of space, but providing a handy work suface. And they all lived happily ever after.
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